Modern American Rain Dance

March 30th, 2003 | jchaager | General

Well, I went out and performed the Modern American rain dance this weekend. Twice, in fact. And it seems to have worked, since the rain has started falling again.

What was that? You haven’t heard of the Modern American rain dance? Well, you probably know it by its more common name, the Car Wash. After all, it never fails that as soon as you break out the hose and bucket to clean all the grime off your car, the rain clouds come calling.

So, for all of you in drought stricken areas, maybe you all just need to wash your cars more often. It can’t hurt.